A Totally True Story.

For the purposes of this re-enactment, Eliot will be portrayed as himself, and I will be shown as Mariska Hargitay, which is kind of an homage to an earlier post involving a true celebrity-related story with Detective Olivia Benson, and is also an allusion to the budding romance of Stabler and Benson.

October, 2006:

"Good luck, Eliot!"

"Thank you!"

February, 2007:

"Hi, Eliot!"

"Hello!"

Next week:
A Mariska/50 Cent re-enactment set at the Fulton Street Burger King.

I have reached the point where I just assume all politicians are giant corruptocrats, so I'm a bit surprised that ANYONE is shocked when anyone in that line of work ends up diddling people they aren't married to, or does illegal things to line their own wallets. Trust me, Hillary and I wouldn't be BFFs for all this time if I wasn't completely aware that she's morally suspect. That is all. In conclusion, Eliot was nice enough to actually respond to me each time I attempted conversation with him in the early morning on 5th Avenue, and I would absolutely say hello again.