Sunday, September 25, 2005

Warren Beatty and Cindy Sheehan Should Have a Baby. And Name it Bugsy Bulworth Bojangles.

Warren Beatty is incredibly hot. He's in that elite group of men with Harrison Ford that seems to get more sexified as the years go on and his skin becomes more taut on that fine jawline. However, he's batshit and I can't think of a decent movie he's made since Dick Tracy. Which makes sense though, because he has oddles of time now to lay the smackdown on Arnold "Austrian Sex Machine" Swartzenegger at nursing conventions. (Hat tip: Instapundit)
Actor Warren Beatty leveled a blistering political assault on Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger on Thursday night, accusing him of governing "by show, by spin, by cosmetics and photos ops" while imposing Bush administration policies on California.

How do you think that YOU have a career? Jesus. You're lucky you're hot.
Beatty, a Democrat and longtime political activist who has been mentioned as a possible challenger to Schwarzenegger next year, did not announce his candidacy as many in the boisterous crowd had hoped. But he indicated he hadn't ruled out a run, and said he would continue to speak out on important issues.

"I believe if a private citizen is able to affect public opinion in a constructive way he doesn't have to be an elected public servant to perform a public service," Beatty said.

I'm sorry, WHAT is private about Warren Beatty? I can't stand it when celebrities do this. You are NOT a private citizen, you have access to more cameras than real politicians, and apparently more media exposure.
Schwarzenegger spokeswoman Margita Thompson said "we don't care that much about Warren Beatty, and based on his ticket sales from the past generation, I doubt anyone else does either."

Hah! Hell, I'd vote for Arnold based on just hiring that spokeswoman. Wait, what HAS Warren done lately? Lets investigate.
Wow. Nothing. There was the wretched Bulworth, which I devoted part of an Overrated Movie entry to, and then in 2001 there was something called Town and Country. Are those crickets I hear?

Go make Dick Tracy 2 and make yourself useful.

Oh, and since we now know that there are complete strangers that lurk and read the blog (SO badass), who thinks I should put Warren Beatty in the stud notebook? Hmm...I wonder if I could get that online somehow...oh man. That's for another entry.


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